Strange Quotes

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says.

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted.

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope.

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands.

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms.

Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead.

Nurse Helps Dog Bite Victim.

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told.

Miners Refuse To Work After Death.

Stolen Painting Found By Tree.

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies.

Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years.

War Dims Hope For Peace.

Cold Snap Linked To Temperatures.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead.

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group.

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy.

High School Dropouts Cut In Half.

Air Head Fired.

Steals Clock, Faces Time.

Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board.