The courage to change things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

As they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work......

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

and help me to remember .......

When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to go play with the traffic!