Comprehending IT - Take One

An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. 

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. 

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passionand mystery he found there. The IT guy said, "I like both."

The artist said "BOTH?" The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

Comprehending IT - Take Two

 
To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.