35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
 34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
 33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
 32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
 31. Dansak Queen - Abba
 30. Korma People - Pulp
 29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
 28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
 27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
 26. Korma Police - Radiohead
 25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
 24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
 23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
 22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
 21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
 20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
 19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
 18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
 17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
 16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
 15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield
 14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
 13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
 12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
 11. Vindaloo - Abba
 10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello
 09. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
 08. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
 07. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
 06. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
 05. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
 04. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
 03. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
 02. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
 01. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim