A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk
cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol,
mixed gasoline with milk.
Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited
into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and
fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low
altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they
decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost
control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found
dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway
near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her
passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road accident,
this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it
not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted
by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping
for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct
buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own.
A 22-year-old Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to
use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad
trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food
worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end
around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake
Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a
police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone
because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that
he had assembled was greater than the distance between the
trestle and the ground," Carmichael said. Police say the
apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he
and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake
as a ball. The friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards
candidate - was hospitalized.
Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the
smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building
extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power,
etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from
the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building,
they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their
frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later
described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his
pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette
lighter. Upon operation of the lighter like object, the gas in
the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles
away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was
virtually untouched by the explosion. the technician suspected
of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by
his peers.
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