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What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop. Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home. What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds. Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the eleven on the phone! What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is whiteout all over the monitor. Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!" A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." |
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